Angel?
I have been putting off the temptation to write this
essay since I began the blog five years ago.
The main concern is that I have promised the reader that they can turn
to Embers and rest assured that it is a place of peace and not controversy. This weekend my daughter Elizabeth had a
joint birthday party for her two children as Danny’s birthday is in early June
and Molly will turn four this week. Her
husband Jason comes from a farm family and there is never a shortage of things
to do on a farm in summer with hay that needs cutting, corn that needs
cultivating and cows that need milking, so the combined birthday puts less
stress on their hectic schedules. Oddly
enough it was my wife that brought the subject up, which surprised me because I
have always considered her an accomplice before, during and after the fact.
I have decided it is time to lay the matter out, and I will attempt to
avoid discontent amongst the readership by allowing you complete say in the
final outcome.
The story came home, literally, on a July day when my
daughter Elizabeth turned seven. We were
at my in-laws’ farmhouse with family gathered around. The dinner table had just been cleared and
dishes stacked up temporarily – there would be time after cake to wash
those. The cake was presented to the
delight of the children, we sang the required chorus of “Happy Birthday”, and
Elizabeth had blown out the candles.
Opening presents was supposed to happen afterwards,
but as Elizabeth was about half done, my mother-in-law, Elizabeth’s maternal
Grandmother spoke up. “Elizabeth, Uggy
had a batch of kittens. [Uggy was my
mother-in-law’s housecat. It was so-named
because its fur was such a patchwork and swirl of colors, that she supposedly
was so ugly that she was cute.
Personally, I was willing to readily agree with at least half of that description.]
They are downstairs in a cardboard box.
After you are finished with your cake you can go pick one out for your
birthday present from Grandma.” She then
turned to me with a darting look, “And what are you going to do about that?”
she challenged.
The challenge came because it was well-known that I
was rather fond of dogs, especially hunting dogs. Truth be told, I never gave cats much thought
as they weren’t part of my childhood.
But cats were a big part of my wife’s childhood. There were always barn cats on the farm. There were also house cats. Michelle’s maternal Grandmother had at least
seven cats during her lifetime. She
proudly shared that they were each named “Angel”. So, you can see the hopelessness of my cause;
it was a generational fight, and I was substantially outnumbered. So, Elizabeth picked out a little gray tiger-striped
kitten, named her Angel, and we took her home.
The next part of the story goes even further back in
time, but I insist that it is relevant.
My wife claims that I have too wild of an imagination. Funny though, she can never say that without
the tiniest bit of a smirk in the corner of her mouth. It was when
our oldest child, Jake was born and we brought him home from the hospital. We had a little bassinette in our bedroom for
him.
Michelle nursed our babies, so I never had to be there
for feeding, but I did my best to pick Jacob up and get him changed. Unfortunately, I was working a night shift
job so I was only able to help on the weekends.
Well, about two weeks into our foray into parenthood,
I woke up one Saturday morning well passed sunrise and very well rested for a change. I looked at Michelle who was also awake. “I can’t believe the baby slept through the
night,” I said. “He didn’t,” was Michelle’s
deadpan response. “He was awake three
times.” That’s enough background for the
sake of this essay, and I would just as soon move far away from my unfortunate
observation that morning.
Angel lived a long, long life. The odd thing was that although she was Elizabeth’s
cat, somehow delightful tasks such as feeding and cleaning out the litter box
fell to me. She was an indoor/outdoor
cat. She was a good mouser, but always
seemed to bring her prey home from the neighbors; I guess our mice weren’t up
to her standards. She terrorized the
local dogs. The terrier from across the
road would run for cover whenever Angel was outside. The next-door neighbors had an invisible
fence for their little border collie.
Somehow Angel figured out how far he could come until the electric shock
hit him. She would sit calmly a few feet
this side of the invisible fence and watch the collie spin circles, all the
while yapping and yipping at Angel.
Worst of all, Angel would show up in our bedroom in
the middle of the night, begin meowing, and then jump up on me and continue
calling until I got up and let her out.
About an hour later she would show up outside our bedroom window and
meow until I got up to let her back inside.
Mind you, this was the routine for 17 years. My wife insists to this day that she never
heard a thing. While I would never
accuse her of lying about that, I have pointed out that Jacob, and all four of
our children for that matter, pretty much did sleep through the night by the
time they were about six weeks old. If
you do the math, that’s four children times 7 nights per week times 6 weeks = 168
baby nights. One cat, twice per
night for 17 years = 12,410 cat nights. Whenever I suggest to Michelle that she may have
gotten the better of the deal, all things considered, she refuses to answer; she just gets that
tiniest bit of a smirk in the corner of her mouth.
So, I ask you dear reader, Angel or no?
His Peace <><
Deacon Dan
Photo by Valeria Reverdo on Unsplash
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